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monosexuals:

What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???

What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life

pyonkotchi:

Straight boy: what are you wearing ;)
Me: a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

dandylyingwishes:

I love people who make me forget that I’m shy

dunkelmans:

my favorite olympic sport is, without a doubt, card games on ice

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ain’t no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets